|1.||go on board, fuck|
After the sunk of a Cruiser in the Mediterranean, this is the notorious sentence captured in the phone dialogue between the chief harbor master and the coward captain responsible of this unfortunate event, who abandoned the vessel before all passenger were led to safely.
HM: Captain, could you provide a report of the current situation on board the vessel?
CC: I know nothing, I am not on board anymore.
HM: This is not acceptable! A captain is supposed to leave his vessel only when the abandonment and rescue operation are completed.
CC: Somebody pushed me into a life boat!
HM: Fair enough, now listen to me. You go on board, fuck! And coordinate the operation like a real captain!
CC: But I cannot! I wish but...
HM: My goodness. Captain, are you refusing to go on board, fuck!?
CC: Yes, it is too dark there! I want to go to an hotel and forget all this story.
HM: Listen to me and listen carefully, you go on board now, otherwise I am going to ream your coward ass. Capish?!
CC: OK, I will go on board.
- HM: Harbor Master
- CC: Captain Coward
when ur at work or out with friends and someone isnt on the same sheet of music, or is just too stupid to understand why something is being done the way it is, you tell them to g.t.f.o.b. (get the fuck on board)!
the boys go out to a strip club and one of them has never gone before, he takes no cash, just his card... they tell him to g.t.f.o.b.!
|3.||The come up board|
The biggest piece of shit forum to ever surface on the internet.
Full of horny 14 year olds and 35 year old assholes.
Never go on this shit, ever.
Guy 1: Hey, you ever been on the come up board?
Guy 2: Dude, fuck that place, it's a piece of shit.
Someone like a fuck wipe except they use a fuck wipe to clean any stain made by seamen or vaginal fluids.
Someone find me a fuck wiper, I fucked this bitch so hard the whole bed smells like dead fish from her vaginal fluids. And don't forget the seamen on the the head board. That's it... yah ok bend over more... there we go. Damn thats nice underwear you got on... oh my god wht the fuck is that coming out of your ass! Get yourself a fuck wipe!
Derived from skateboarding. A 'fuckflip' is a move a where you skate as fast as you can, towards another person, slamming yourself down on the skateboard and kicking the board out from under you at the target's crotch, head, or chest. This will cause immense pain for either a male of female target.
"tell her you'll bust a fuckflip and hit the wheels into her skull..."
"That kid is such a douche bag we should go give him a fuckflip.
Not with my new deck man!"
The Ideas/Suggestions board on he popular site Neopets.com, or as its more commonly called, "The Anus of Neopets.com". This board is usually jam-packed with board like "plz tnt read this" or other random bullshit suggestions to TNT. Even though TNT never reads these suggestions and really don't give two fucks what you have to say, the little gremlins of I/S continue to post these boards in hopes that their dream paintbrush will soon be created.more...
The males that chat on this board are usually gay or bisexual and are usually stuckup pricks. A great example of this is a young dickweed named Matty who is indeed, gay, and has a 30 year old boyfriend. The male regulars of I/S are as follows: Pavel (King of I/S whether he likes it or not), Sess, Greyson, Matty, and Andrew.
The females of I/S are usually a little more polite but don't expect to go there as a new person and be welcomed with open arms. The popular "Zaf" will scare you away. :) The only nice female who chats on the I/S is Star, but she doesn't really provide the entertainment that the others provide. Some of the popular females are as follows: Fluffy (self proclaimed "Queen" of I/S), Star, Zaf, Kace/Marina, Dlyan/Tms,Bridget, Sock/Nora/Scnep, and Choco.
The current I/S couple is Choco and Andrew, more commonly known as Andrex (Andrew + Alex(Choco's real name)).
The regulars of I/S used to refer to themselves as I/Sers but that term has slowly died.
The I/S also serves as a punchbag to the other boards of ...
acronym for 'Chief of the Boat' on board submarines. Typically a useless position filled by somebody who loves dick in there mouth, and shoves sticks up there own ass for pleasure. The only real duty of a COB is to make sure cleaning is performed more than necessary and to lower crew morale during a 'bitch session', 'flame spraying', or general berating.
I was gonna go to sleep before I operated the Reactor Plant today, but that shithead COB made me go fuck myself instead.