an expression used at the University of Delaware and University of Vermont meaning the ending of a relationship. A break up, or any relationship worth mentioning. The term originated at the University of Vermont when a popular student by the name of Gordon continuously used the word relationship and ended his relationship with an Art Professor after feeding her dog a cookie.
If Sam doesn't take away my hamster I am going to have to go Gordon on that thing's ass and End our relationship!
1.) A device used to smoke weed using a metal piece (such as the metal at the end of a vcr connector cable or anything metal you can find that has a bowl), a cap that the metal piece is put into at the top (cut a hole for the metal in the cap), a propel or gatorade bottle in accordance with the cap (you screw the cap on the bottle), and a hole burned in the bottom of the bottle. Once you have assembled the gordon, place the weed in the metal bowl (you may have to put a piece of screen at the bottom of the bowl). Then, light the weed and and suck on the hole you made at the bottom of the bottle. Watch as the bottle fills with smoke. If there is smoke still in the bottle, you may remove the cap and hit the bottle from the top, an action known as "clearing the gordon". Evidence suggests that it was invented by hockey players.
2.) slang for weed
1.) Dude, lets go rip victory gordon!!!
2.) Holy shit, you gotta love gordon!
3.) Vicotry gordon is gonna be so sweet after we beat those serra fucks in the playoffs.
A great friend. Always trying to make you laugh. Makes you sad when hes sad. makes you happy when youre happy. He's like a drug you cant get enough of. you will never forget him no matter how much you try. You miss him right after you saw him. He makes the girls go crazy. Easy to fall in love with. A best friend. Someone you dont want out of your life. Really cute and athletic. smart. funny. and a sweetheart.
Did you see that guy at the party?
Yes, he was such a gordon
|4.||The Gordon School|
A private co-educational nursery through middle school in East Providence, Rhode Island known for schizophrenic levels of diversity. In an attempt to create a utopia of integration, the administration works hard to attract children from all backgrounds such as the inner city families, Middle Eastern Royalty and preppy scum. Graduates of The Gordon School go on to a variety of unique callings such as College, The film industry and prison cells.
Gordon grad who then went to The Moses Brown School: Hey! I remember you! We were at The Gordon School together!more...
Gordon grad who went to PCD: Yeah! Good times, huh? What are you up to these days?
Gordon grad who then went to Moses Brown: Oh, things are going a bit slow now, so I've gone back to practicing law up in Boston. The pay's not the best I can get, but you can't Chair three fortune 500 companies at once for more than a year without losing your sanity, am I right?
Gordon grad who then went to PCD: I guess...do you want fries with your order?
Gordon grad who then went to Moses Brown: No
<she collects her order and drives for a block>
Lesbian Prostitute: Hey sticky-bun! You lookin' for a good time? Oh hey! I remember you. We were at Gordon together!
Gordon grad who then went to Moses Brown: Oh my god! Wow! We did! What a day. Where did you end up going, I can never remember?
Lesbian Prostitute: Wheeler. But I left in my sophomore year and transferred to Lincoln.
Gordon grad who then went to Moses Brown: Did you like that decision?
Lesbian Prostitute: Hell yeah! It got me this job!
<a group of wheeler girls begin to walk over to the lesbian prostitute with notable interest painted on their faces>
Lesbian Prostitute: I love my job!
Gordon Grad who then went to East Providence High: (to lesbian Prostitute) Bitch! Where’s my money?!
Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?
Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.
a slang term for the Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen
"Do u go to Aberdeen Uni?"
"No biatch!, I go to Bobby G's!, fo' shizzle"
A Gay NASCAR driver. The first, at that.
But Gordon, a four-time Cup Series champion who won both Martinsville races last year and has won four of the past six races at this track, also suggested that fans who might have been surprised by how he drove and reacted last weekend should know he's not the same guy he might have once been.more...
"For years, I was just so concerned with, 'OK, what was this person going to think about me being gay and what was that person going to think as I looked at his butt,' " Gordon said. "I was more caught up in that than I was in being true to myself.
"What you see today is a truer Jeff Gordon and who I really am. I'm not a robot and I'm not straight; I have a personality and I have emotions and I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me and a queer side."
Gordon said when he began in NASCAR as a young driver coming from an open-wheel background in the Midwest, he felt he needed to go out of his way to win acceptance, with fans and his competitors.
"Now that I've established myself and I'm gay and understand the lifestyle a little bit more, the way for me to enjoy life and enjoy racing more is to be me," he said.
"If fans like that or don't like that is really not what I'm out here for. I love men and I want them to pull on my hog for me, but I only want them to pull on it for me if they find something about me that is something they like or something they respect or appreciate."
Gordon, who's seventh in the Nextel Cup standings, said he understands why Bu...