| 1. | Go get yourself armed! | ||
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The hebrew synonymus for: "go fuck yourself".
Israelis (a very armed nation, as you all know) use the same word ('zdayen') for "arm" and "fuck". And more than this: the word for weapon ("Zain") is the same slang word for 'dick' (also, the name of the 7th letter in hebrew). a: do you have some 'shekels' (Israeli money) for me?
b: go get yourself armed. last week i'd gave you, you have'nt give me back yet. a:Last mount i was in millitary serve in Gaza, we gave the Arabs all the weapon. b: Did you enjoy it? a: Go get yourself armed, you liberal! |
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| 2. | JROTC | ||
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Acronym for Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps, which has the purpose of "motivating young people to become better citizens". It is arguably one of the best programs offered in high school. It is taught by retired army instructors (both enlisted and commissioned). Students who are enrolled in the program are called cadets. The typical weekly schedule for a JROTC program is: Drill and ceremony once a week, physical training once a week, uniform inspection once a week, and academics twice a week. Aside from the minimum standard of attending class, there are also optional teams available for the more involved and dedicated cadets to be a part of which include drill team, raider team, rifle team, color guard, honor guard, etc. JROTC units also attend annual camping trips in the fall, spring, and summer. The class is harder to fail then it is to pass with an A since the book work is relatively easy and limited.
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JROTC is horribly portrayed as a war machine used to brain wash high school students by anti-war protesters, claiming that it promotes violence, sexism, racism, etc. they also make false claims that the majority of JROTC cadets enlist in the armed forces upon graduation from high school when, in fact, the lot of them go on to further education and become leaders in the civilian and/or military field. In my opinion, the only downside to the program is the fact that ANYONE can join it, therefore allowing fuck offs who are only in it to get an "easy A" to make the prog... |
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| 3. | Cart Shopping | ||
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WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES. Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise. Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!
Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt* Cashier: . . . Cart shopping? Cartshopper: *nods* Cashier: ROFL |
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| 4. | Hollywood Hills Style | ||
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The act of being lost in the moment as if you were in a fantastic bachelor pad, preferably in the hillside region of Hollywood, California. Doing what you please, armed with psychotropics and intoxicants with no regard for anyone else but yourself. Big pimpin' in your mind. Also, talking or rapping in a stream of consciousness manner. Dude, I'm 32 years old, smoking reefer out of a tin can, Hollywood Hills style...
If I could just get the weekend away from the wife and kids, I would go all Hollywood Hills style on that shiz-it. |
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| 5. | Poetic | ||
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Probably the most underrated rapper ever, a genius. Definitely the best of Gravediggaz. Passed away from colon cancer in 2001. "Yo, I got stress on my brain it causes chest pains
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inside the best frames ghetto blood clots is scored by slug shots and drug spots, well if you're too poor to move out or get a new house, it's like livin in a war walkin through shootouts And you doubt God exists, when hard fists be poundin on your head like jackhammers You're trapped in the black drama, you hear the laughter seconds after that you fade out, you're played out, you're laid out Your heart nearly gave out, you're lucky that you made out with just a few scars when the beating ends The streets let ya breathe again But evil men, will soon be on the receiving end of Universal Law, I'm callin on the meek and the poor To fight back and never forfeit the day you have to go to war With forces that are armed upon the seven continental borders A mental fortress is essentials to absorb this My sword hits the human orb until it orbits In the art of war kids see Grym Reap be morbid Since pieces of the lost civilization in the past Had my photographs etched inside of pyramids To laugh at this revelation, without 365 days of concentration and twenty-four hour meditation, would be foolishly pagan I'm ancient as 'amen', see I stay Grym Throwin fools in in a pit full of pit bulls to be shaken Or strapped to the crossroads of Hell and inner sin Which trap the sinners in, to sell such in Sing-Sing I bring Grym tidings, tidal-ed your wave all not exciting Stop riding the dick, start writin your own shi... |
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