|638.||that's what he didn't say|
A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (female) speaker. Means that no man would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is male, the related saying that's what she didn't say should be used.
Emily: "OMG girl that shirt is totally fab! Can I try it on?"
Gina: "Sure," (under her breath) "good luck fitting into it, you cheese hog."
Emily: "What did you say?"
Gina: "Uh...I said I need to go feed the dog."
(Gina pretends to feed the dog while Emily gets changed)
Emily: "It's a bit of a tight fit."
Gina: "That's what he didn't say!"
Emily: "Oh no you di'int!"
Gina: "Bitch please! You get around more than an aircraft propeller, you ho-ass jersey chaser. Remember the night when you banged the entire Duke lacrosse team? I rest my case."
Emily: "Hmm...come to think of it, I really am a fat slut."
Gina: "Word to your mother."
Autumn's are brunettes with big brown beautiful eyes and freckles. Tend to be a little pale with there rose colored cheeks. They are shy at first, but once you get to know them they are a total different person. She is sweet and nice, but loves to have a good time. She loves to hang out and cuddle.
They tend to have a nice shaped body to fit there dimples. They tend to look better the older they get. Are usually spoiled and popular at there school. She tends to go for guys name Sam and she loves the nice weather. She tend to be (YOFO) which means only famous online, but she hopes to be more than that.
She is a great friend, but a better girlfriend. She is always there for you and always understand. She never back stabs. She loves to have a boyfriend taller than her because they usually get no taller than 5'4. She loves to take pictures and dance, but at the end of the day she wants to cuddle with her man who she adores. She tends to be very sexual and funny, too.
If you ever meet an autumn you better keep her because she won't come along again.
"Hey do you think I should talk to autumn?" Guy 1
"No, bro. She is taken by Sam and he will kill you." Guy 2
"Ok.Bro, but one of these days I will meet up with her again." Guy 1.
crew will wreck your life.
The initiation of a rower's journey begins when they set hands on a boat. You will carry a boat with others like you, and become astounded at how heavy this thing really is.
When all the oars are in, you may row arms only. Seems easy. then the back is added, then the legs. It seems okay. Only as the weeks go by do you realize the enormity of what you have gotten yourself into.
Your hands will bleed and ache and sting; it hurts to pick up a pencil sometimes. You are introduced to the ergometer, erg, or rowing machine- this machine is the finest example of torture in the modern world. Your hands will hurt worse, you will pull harder, you will vomit in trash cans and wobble on jelly legs to your car.
Finally, the hunger. There is no greater hunger than hunger after practice. You will eat anything and everything in sight.
But aside from the general pain, nausea, and discomfort associated with rowing- it will get you fit. You will meet new people that will change your life. You will work harder than you ever have and see results. You will do things that you have never dreamed of. You will fall in love with crew, only it's a weird kind of love. A certain comfort comes from smelling the boathouse on your clothes, stepping off of the erg and into the rainy outdoors, or crossing the finish line with boats behind you.
Rower: I can't, I have crew.
Non-rower: What's crew?
Non-rower: *kayaking motion* I've been kayaking before!
Rower: I don't think you understand.
Cheerleader: I have practice until 5 today! Ugh!
Rower: *low growl*
Coach: Set up the ergs!
Rowers: I can't I broke my body
Mom: I think I made too much pasta
Rower: there is no such thing as too much pasta
pronounced 'kay-lee' not 'sea-lid' get it right.
it's a girls name, mostly used in scotland or ireland.
If you live somewhere other than those 2 places and you're named this either your parents hate you, your family's heavily scottish/irish, or your parents were trying to be 'unique'.
If you fit any of the above and you are looking to name your child ceilidh please note, your child will be nicknamed 'sea-lid' all her school years and it will not be fun. Trust me.
So go name your kid something better than this, like alex. Thats a nice name, and easy to say.
when a dimwitted sub calls my name in class:
Sub: "um, i dont know how to pronounce this..."
(me already knowing what name shes trying to say from experience)
Me: it's pronounced kaylee.
sub: "is its kaylid? sealidauh?"
me: "no its kaylee."
sub: "thats not how its spelt, are you sure...?"
me: "i think i would know i have had my name for 14 years thank you very much."
|642.||Blanche the rubber necker|
Anyone who nearly breaks their neck to gaze upon the test answers of other people. We call them Blanche the Rubber Necker no matter what their name is because Blanche is such an unnapealing name that they deserve it.
"A, B, D, C, Blanche the rubber necker copied my test answers verbatim! Including the quesiton about the definition of verbatim! How's your mom? Is she good? Good. I know she had that brief fit with bronchitis, that had my worried. What's that? This example is sitll going on? Why haven't they stopped quoting me yet? Did they not get the fucking point? Blanche the rubber necker, it's simple. Go away."
A beautiful, confident and hard-working girl. Saumans are usually extremely sexy and don't mind a bit of fun, but are also very intellectually pleasing. Very industrial and focused on being the best, this often reflects with her high academic marks. She may not like playing in teams, but she is SUPER physically fit and likes to show it. She has a beautifully body with perfect curves in the perfect places, always smells good and leaves you wanting more. Known for her abilities in bed, she not only knows how to get what she wants, but makes you want to give it to her. Although she can be a quite flirty, once she is committed to someone, she is faithful. Don't let go of her.
She's a Sauman!
Definitely the sexiest girl around! Sabrina is shy, but once you get her talking, you'll realize she is really interesting and funny. Sabrina is very observational, and asks questions that make you think. She's very smart, and overall she has good moral. But she still loves to party! Sabrina is very fit and strong, as well as independent. But if you ever get the opportunity to be with a Sabrina, don't let her go! There's a very slim chance you'll find another girl as amazing as her ever again.
Boy 1: Wow, that girl is stunning! Not only is she great to look at, she's really interesting!
Boy 2: Dude, that's Sabrina! Don't miss your chance with her!