| 50. | East Catholic | ||
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God's center for the rich majority snobs who wear Chanel tshirts to lacrosse practice, wear Coach backpacks, parade around in Louis Vuitton sandals, drive brand new BMWs yet don't have jobs, hang out with nuns, pray the rosary, can't differentiate between their hair color and highlights because they've been mixed in so well since they were 2, spend their time in the cancer box on a daily basis,pray before 3rd period every single day, get a Tiffany's ring for receiving a "A" on the Spanish 1 test on colors, own Dunkin Donuts, a family deli, or a grocery store, purchase and name practice gyms by the dozen (with a complimentary trainer's office and team room), pretend to ROCK THE FIELD at sports (or sometimes ACTUALLY rock the field at sports), get a day off every time a nun sneezes, have library shelves full of Catholic Encyclopedias, think they are rebels by wearing CLOGS or not tucking in their shirts (OH NO!), and love God...all the time, and believe they are the ULTIMATE shit. kid 1:"East Catholic? Isn't that that little prison on the hill...with one driveway that no one can get into by 7:40 every morning?"
kid 2:"Yeah! Do you like my new Uggs, Coach bag, fake tan, Tiffany's necklace, and professionally filled manicure?!" kid 1:"Oh my GOD, I'm so jealous, I wish I went to East Catholic. LET'S GO READ THE BIBLE!!!" |
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| 51. | my chemical romance | ||
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a great band who dont deserve the shit they have thrown at them
people who say their lyrics are crap and meaningless obviously havent listened to them 'cancer' for example is so emotionally powerful and 'im not okay' even has meaning to it, a background story so to say. mcr do not advertises self harming, they try to help kids get through their problems and beat them. gerard way (lead singer) has been through self harming, drug abuse, alcoholism and hes been bullied , and he tries his best to get kids to stop killing themselves. lyrics to cancer 'Turn away,
If you could get me a drink Of water cause my lips are chapped and faded Call my aunt Marie Help her gather all my things and bury me in all my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers, still, I will not kiss you, cause the hardest part of this, is leaving you. Now turn away, cause I'm awful just to see cause all my hair's abandoned all my body, Oh, my agony, know that I will never marry, Baby, I'm just soggy from the chemo but counting down the days to go. It just ain't living And I just hope you know That if you say (if you say) Goodbye today (goodbye today) I'd ask you to be true (cause I'd ask you to be true) Cause the hardest part of this Is leaving you... Cause the hardest part of this Is leaving you...' anyone who says that my chemical romance are crap lyrics is obviously stuck up there own arses, or just ignorant!!! |
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| 52. | benzie | ||
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Slang for benzene, a volatile liquid hydrocarbon with the formula C6H6 used as a solvent and constituent of fuels.
Benzie is used in solvent abuse to get high, and is popularised by solven abuser Nelly in his/her rap song "Ride wit me" sic. Abuse of benzene causes extensive and rapid brain damage resulting in permanent loss of function, as well as liver and kidney damage. Benzene is considered highly carcinogenic and is linked to brain cancer. Nelly: "If you wanna go and get high with me, smoke an L in the back with the benzie"
Surgeon General: "I would strongly recommend against it." |
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| 53. | Yacub 7 Ali | ||
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A racist, black, hate monger who teaches that black people can and do cause cancer in whites with their eyes. Also known as Jacob 7 Ali. Why doesn’t Waldorf get a life and get a job? Oh. I forgot. He has go to a Yacub 7 Ali seminar today so that he can keep the local dermatologists busy. Isn’t there a law against too many racist wankers gathering in one place at the same time?. Surely, there must be some Federal environmental regulation against it, right?
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| 54. | illegal immigrant | ||
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A low life scum sucking person who violates our border by sneaking across or overstaying an expired visa. They are tax burdens upon those of us who work and are willing to obey the laws of this country. They have no respect for our nations laws and customs and therefore are deserving of nothing in return from this country other than a swift kick in the ass as we send them packing to wherever the hell it is they came from. They are a Trojan Horse that will bring this country to it's ruin by degrading our lifestyle, our culture and taxing us to death due to their illiteracy and impoverished status. They also bring with them diseases that we had eradicated like TB, leprosy, Chagas disease, and Hepatitis. They don't have the decency to wash their hands after using the restroom and you want to grant these assholes amnesty so they can prepare your Big Macs or salads in some restaurant that won't hire honest hard working Americans?
They are a plague, a cancer, and a scourge upon the face of this country. The only way to cure cancer is to kill the disease before it spreads. So let's start getting rid of this cancer before America dies. Look at the street of Los Angeles everytime there is a rally by illegal immigrants. They are the enemy and this is how they feel about us.
"Go back to Boston! Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims! Get out! We are the future. You are old and tired. Go on. We have beaten you. Leave like beaten rats. You old white people. It is your duty to die ... Through love of having children, we are going to take over." |
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| 55. | Capricorn | ||
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The tenth zodiac sign, it covers people born December 22 to January 19 and is represented by a goat.
Capricorns are ambitious, modest, patient, responsible, stable, trustworthy, powerful, intellectual, perspicacious and persistent. But they can also be boring and stubborn. Capricorns are basically a modified Aries (who happen to be their ram cousins), and thus they get along really well with Ariens and Scorpios. Opposite sign = Cancer Gets along with = Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Leo, Scorpio It's anything but a breeze to grasp the Capricorn character. You'll learn to recognize this Sun sign, but you'll need some preliminary practice. Study the quiet spider in the comer. He hasn't a chance against the fast-flying insects. But they get caught in his cleverly spun web -- and the spider wins. Remember Aesop's slow tortoise, humorously crawling in that race. He hasn't a chance against the quick, bright hare. But the flighty hare goes in all directions, forgetting the goal -- the tortoise wins. Observe the goat, as he scales the mountainside. He hasn't a chance against the strategy of the smarter humans who pursue him. But the hunters fall behind as the sturdy goat climbs determinedly from crag to crag on his uniquely designed hooves -- and the goat wins.
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Now study a Capricorn. Where will you find him? Just about anywhere he can advance or improve himself. Anywhere he can get ahead and further his secret ambitions. Try a social gathering. The Capricorn is not a carefree party type, but the goat we're studying is a social climber as well as a mountain climber. Pick a mixed group, preferably in the upper income level. You can also try the middle income level, but the lower you go beneath that, the smaller your chances of finding a Capricorn. He probably won't be wearing a lamp shade on his head, tap dancing or calling attention to himself in any way; he'll be the admiring spectator in the background. You may not even notice him at first as he quietly and calml... |
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| 56. | freevibe | ||
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A modern day Harry J. Anslinger type of propaganda. It scares kids by telling them repeated lies everywhere they go about a plant. Created by people who know that repeating things over and over to children can mess them up enough in their head to the point that they will believe anything. An example of a freevibe "personal" and "true" story:
"My name is Alex. I took a hit of a joint and got lung cancer. 5 minutes, later I fucked my sister and got her pregnant even though she's only 2. I used to get a 4.0 but now I can't remember anything or do any kind of school work. I got the munchies so bad that now I'm fat and have tons of acne. The next day I tried another hit because I'm addicted now and then I drove. I hit 420 people and killed 69 cops. Now I'm in prison for life, and all my goals have vanished. Also, weeds a gateway drug so I'm addicted to heroin. Gee willickers, I wish I never smoked that pot! Remember, it's cool to believe everything government sponsored programs tell you!" |
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