| 8. | Youtube Journey | ||
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To click from link to link on Youtube, and going on a journey of increasing randomness and declining taste, leaving you in a very wrong place indeed in under 6 clicks. I went on a YouTube Journey. I was looking at the new Ford and 3 clicks later I'm watching a man disembowling some animal.
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| 9. | Donnie Darko | ||
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I saw Donnie Darko for the first time a few nights ago.
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It’s really hard to explain the entire plot without giving everything away. It’s basically about this troubled teen that is roused from a sleep one night and summoned outside of his house by this 6-foot tall rabbit named Frank, who tells him “28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds. That is when the world will end.” (This film takes place in October of 1988) Donnie later awakes on a golf course with “28:06:42:12” written on his arm. He then returns home, only to find that a Jet Engine of an unknown plane has smashed into his bedroom. Realizing his life was actually saved by Frank; who only Donnie can see; Donnie listens to Frank and puts together something of a puzzle to find out how to save the universe from collapsing before he runs out of time. But there’s also the part of the movie that allows the veiwer at the end to wonder if it all really happened or if it was just a figment of Donnie’s imagination since during the film he is visiting a Therapist who diagnosis him with Psychosis or “Daytime Hallucinations”. For a full summary of the plot, though it does involves Spoilers I suggest viewing Wikipedia’s page on Donnie Darko. Because it explains so much more than I have here. I really enjoyed Donnie Darko and it's currently my favorite movie. I mean; I actually like it, and understand the plot and the messages conveyed in the film. I just read through all the definitions and it's depressing. I do actually... |
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| 10. | Tool | ||
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Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped. Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."
Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?" Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream." |
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| 11. | Mexican Street Dog | ||
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Licking a person from head to toe. Start on the pinkey toe and suck as if giving a blowjob. Move on to each toe, continuing in that manner. Suck on the heel, and then drag your toungue along the calf and suck on the knee. If you're feeling crazy, nibble on the skin behind the knee a bit. This'll drive 'em insane. Then, slide your toungue up their thigh and around their private areas. Tease them a bit, and don't go in for the kill quite yet. Slowly move your way in and then BITE down on either the penis or the labias. (Some women have large ones, making it easier.) Then drag your toungue back to their butt hole. Ignore the nasty taste. It'll feel good for them. Move your way back to the front of the body and go up their treasure trail. If it is a man, this should be easy to find. On some women also. However, if not, just go straight up to the belly button. Dart toungue in and out of belly button until the person begs you to stop. That just means they want more. Move up to the pecks/man boobs/breasts/seedlings/or whatever may be in the general chest area. 3 boobs is even better! The more the merrier! Lick all around. Then, feel free to bite here too. It's sensitive, so it'll be greatly appreciated. If you draw blood, don't worry. Just lick it up. That'll be even more fun! Go to neck and just give them about as many hickeys as you can muster. Then, don't kiss their lips because that might be uncomfortable. Then lick their entire face. ALL OVER. Eyes and everything. Go in thei... more...
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| 12. | Alice | ||
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One sexy ass mo fo giantess, with louscious long legs that go all the way to URANUS! Often associated with a water pokemon cause damn, she gonna make you wet!. Only touch if you wanna be dragged down her rabbit hole into wonderland. Often under appreciated for for her whimsical charms. OMG! Did you see those legs?" "Yerp she's an Alice.
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