| 1. | go Obama on your ass | ||
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The act of slapping the life out of someone/something with one hit, commonly a housefly that happened to land on your hand while in front of witnesses so they can confirm your story and tell everyone how fast/strong you are or preferably on live TV like the real Obama. It is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, I stay doing that all day. NBC Interview. President Obama: The signature characteristic of ahh our *laughter*.., sorry, hey, Im gonna start over at...hey get outta here *focuses chi while raising hand* Gibbs: Thats the most persistant fly I have ever seen Obama: *Goes OBama on the fy* Camera man: jesus!! Camera man and reporter: NIce!!! *laughter in background, girlish giggles* Obama: *straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day* Now Were were we. Camera man:we're pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks Obama: That was pretty Impressive wasnt it? Camera dude: YEah Obama: I got it..s..I got the sucker. *pushes dead fly into open*What do you think Gibbs? Gibbs: That was very good. Its on the.. *with Obama*its right there. Obama: You *point to cameraman and the then to fly* wanna ffffilm that,*camera pans to recently decesead Musca Domestica* there it is *America, the proof*. Gibbs: Ohh my *Laughs* James: Yo that Sammy is a bitch so is his mom I...
Peter:really *chuckles* Sammy: Watchu say about my momma *runs from behind and slaps him across the ear, the ear pressure changes James gets dizzy, bammm hits the ground* Anyhu, Peter wanna go play Prototype on xbox i got it now its sweet? Peter: Umm sure yeah..wait WTF dude He passed out, OMG dude you Juss went Obama on his ass Sammy: Word I can do this all day I stay knocking out cats with my Pimp hand, coz its way strong!!! Pimp: bitch weres my money, yu didnt give daddy his bread las nyt, *powders hand with baby powder* Ho: Daddy i got your money here *pulls out wards off cash from bra* Im Sorry daddy!! Pimp: You lucky you my fayvaryt snow bunny shhiiiiittt, i was about to go Obama on your ass *slaps innocent bystander ho, coz once the pimp hand is powdered someone gonna get slapped for shoowa pimpin!!* |
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