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A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless because you are the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit in the closet, cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to kill yourself and fail. Repeat as necessary. Dave Castleberry is The Dave
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| 107. | Sawist | ||
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A person who is a part of the select (and often widely hated) cult fanbase of the Saw movie series. In other words, as a Trekkie is to Star Trek, a Sawist is to the Saw films. Often hated for being fans of a franchise which some argue has worn out is welcome with goriness and sequels, and often imagined to be 'sick' for liking a series that's been labeled 'torture porn', Sawists are a rather rare breed. As in, if you go out on the streets and ask people, you'll probably find lots of fans of Star Wars, lots of fans of Star Trek, lot of fans of Harry Potter, et cetera, but only now and then do you find a particularly devout Saw fan, or Sawist. They're an interesting bunch, that's for sure. Sawists can go into categories, the most prominent being 'Gordonites', the fans that believe Dr. Gordon from the first Saw lived after cutting off his foot and crawling away. They usually have all sorts of theories about it about the subject causes much flame wars on boards such as IMDb. Sawists is a name for Saw fans. That's an example.
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| 108. | thats so E | ||
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This refers to a very simplistic, dumb or retarded thing. It gets its origin from referring to a video game that is rated E for Everyone. Gordon said to his friends when referring to a goose that was wobbling around. "Yo, thats so E, lets go got some goose for dinner"
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| 109. | Gap Yah | ||
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A year which upper-class college graduates take to volunteer in less fortunate countries helping orphans, in hope of improving their C.V for future career opportunities. The phrase was originally defined by the dictionary, however a more detailed explanation has been provided by Youtube. "No no Tarquin I can't go shopping on the King's Road...you see I'm on my Gap Yah"
"On my Gap Yah I saw this woman and she had malaria and she looked at me with this vacant stare as if to say you and I are one with kindred spirits" "I'm on my Gap Yah on this spiritual, cultural, political exchange thing" "On my Gap Yah I was so lashed, I was like Lash Gordon, eating bangers and lash... I was literally wearing a lashmina" |
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| 110. | Mountain Dew-shBag | ||
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An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew. Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too. |
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| 111. | Hobo Ballin | ||
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Townies,Hobo's, White Trash, Fake wanna be baller's that look for the daily drink specials and bottle service's such as discounted vodka's like Absolute, Gordons, Triple distilled gasoline etc. Hang out at the local tap and order dollar shots for everyone. Will only hang out at bars that give discounts or free drinks etc. People who where trends from 2-3 yrs ago and still think its hot. Hey man I know the bar tender at this spot I got the hook up. Why go anywhere else, I get dollar shots! I got you man I got you know worries. Tonight I'm Hobo Ballin! Hey may the club has $80 dollar bottles of Gordon's Vodka man I will go half on a bottle man. Im Hobo Ballin tonight my guys at the door will hook it up. Let me valet my 1995 benz.
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| 112. | Nonsense-burger | ||
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Essentially, bullshit, or, if you prefer, clap-trap, etc. Bush: "We can have filters on the Internets where public money is spent."
Anyone else: "What a massive nonsense-burger! Inter-NETS?" O'Reilly: "Sun goes up sun goes down, tides come in tides go out. You can't explain it, it just happens." Anyone else: "Looks like Bill-O's talking nonsense-burgers again. . . ." Gordon Brown: "I am Gordon Brown." Anyone else: "Lol, Gordon Brown, what a nonsense-burger." |
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