xeno-gnomic 

something weird from outer space.

Geometric Stars and Galactic Xeno-Gnomic Heat Waves and the Laws of Attraction.

xeno-gnomic by ShrimpNipple May 11, 2017

Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now

(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb

Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.

Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now

Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now by KG&GB May 18, 2021

Gnomechezz 

One who is of gnome-like quality and is also an uber n00b. You do not want to be a gnomechezz. If you are a gnomechezz, you ultimately suck at life.

Quit being a dirt bag gnomechezz.

Gnomechezz by Rockonnirvana100 March 27, 2007

gnomie 

A person that is like a good friend but is short. Sometimes wears a sweatshirt that has a pointy hood.

"What's up my gnomie?!

gnomie by Spartan14 March 27, 2009

Gnomies 

The name for hipsters who wear beanies that somehow levitate above their heads.

At a gig:

'Fuck. I can barely see the band over the heads of all the gnomies in the crowd.'

Gnomies by Kiz... August 4, 2014

lawn gnoming 

The act of stealing lawn gnomes from people's gardens

me and my buddies went lawn gnoming last night

lawn gnoming by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Lawn Gnomin' It 

1: The act of doing nothing, or just standing there. Frequently compared to loafting or mossing.
2: The time in which one such person's wheels are turned off for a while, or just (temporarily) not working.

1; Person 1 -"So, what are you up to on this gloomy day?"

Person 2- "Maaan, nothing really. I'm just lawn gnomin' it

today."

2; Person 1- "What about that guy you were gonna go out with? What happened to him?"

Person 2- "I decided that I didn't want to. I'm kinda lawn gnomin' it for a while."

Lawn Gnomin' It by R-TardIntelligence December 9, 2010