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A handy and inconspicuous method of concealing contraband beverages (in particular, goon sunrise) whilst entering music festivals.
In order to construct a gnomepeedo, one must first obtain 1 x Garden Gnome with a suitable interior volume and a round hole in the base. 1 x Bath Plug, diameter matching gnomes hole. Silicon sealant. Liquor is poured inside an inverted Garden gnome that is then sealed with a bath plug and silicon. To consume said beverage, one must crack off the head of the gnome, insert a straw and rapidly consume (in a manner similar to the strawpedo) |
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