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A clay figure who stands in ppls gardens fishing in their ponds... if not kept an eye on, they will often wonder off into the nearest forest
by UN NAMED January 23, 2004
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elemantal spirit of earth. Associated with all kinds of rocks, stones, earth, etc.
by Jay December 02, 2004
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To gnome someone is to rub your nose against their's. Also know as an Eskimo kiss.
Hey, will you gnome me?
by ButFli May 15, 2004
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Noun: a small mythological creature who carries your DNA and other genetic material.
The g-nome was responsible for the child's exceptional intelligence.
by carlkorea August 17, 2011
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Stupid little creatures that like to huant u when u sleep and play weird ass techno music in the corner of your room while ur on the cpu. they also like putting fake COCKROACHES in ur bed and there real big its disgusting.. But u can destroy them with exploding quarters and green shoes they like to attack leprachauns like myself and my buddies. Dont for get if ur a leprachaun stare them in there eyes and theyll melt!!
There little Bullshit animals FUCK GNOMES LEPRACHAUNS WILL RULE!
If u hear something scrable by ur feet and then u look and theres nothing there its either a mouse or its the GNOMES!
by Cameron W. January 11, 2008
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I am a Gnome,

Gnomes are known for their heavy use of pot.

They also steal your lawn ornaments.

They love to be random, so eat them, than get high.
Joe Choe is a real Gnome, he owns you! Smoke a blunt and think of me!
by ChoeJoe June 29, 2004
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A person who plays computer or console games excessively or enjoys programming entirely too much. Gnomes are often characterized by their poor grooming skills, atrocious odor and lack of social skills. Gnomes are rarely seen out of their natural habitat, (bedroom) which known as a gnome hole.
Did you smell the stench comin off that gnome? I wonder when the last time he took a shower was? Or the last time he saw a girl.
by mr_scones October 24, 2006
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