2. I never know where to post new topics, I just stick them somewhere random and the gnomes come and put them where they belong.
a man might say, "so last night, I finally
"gnomed" that girl I've been dating."
Nick: Elf with Big Dick!
Mr. Wisler: Gimme that. (stuffs in pocket)
Later in the teacher planning room:
Mr. Wisler: -wanks off the piece of paper-