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Okay, this takes some explaining.
1. First of all, take the world 'homeboy' then old-peopleize it, and a middle-aged hippy would change it slowly into home-cheese. So. Instead of saying 'home-cheese' we can now say 'gnome cheese'. 2. Cheese made by a gnome. Will- "WuzzAAAAp Gnome Cheese???"
Mrs. B- "William I AM YOUR TEACHER, FOR GOD'S SAKE" Will- "I know, I was talkin' to Nick. He's my gnome cheese." Nick- (Cracking up, falls out of chair with laughter) Will's mom- "I got some great new Goat Cheese at the store." Will- "You know what's eighty times better for you than Goat cheese??? Gnome cheese." Will's mom- "What???" Will="Gnome cheese. Cheese, made by a gnome. It's packed with dairy and the balls are usually rolled in nuts. Gnome cheese is packed with antioxidants." |
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