Gnargoyle

A disgusting female who's had the misfortune of getting her n00dz posted on Is_Anyone_up for the internet world to see and criticize. Typically gnargoyles are overweight and are, but not limited to, hairy, ugly, and tattoed, with sloppy vaginas. These beasts have the grave misconception that someone would actually want to see them naked. #NBHNC

Dude did you see that gnargoyle on Is Anyone Up? I nearly puked on my keyboard.

by DrDO June 19, 2011

Gnargoyling

The act of drinking yourself into oblivion and hunting for and sleeping with a Gnargoyle. This self-destructive behavior is usually initiated as a bet and is almost always only accomplished after the phrase "You've got no balls!" is said to the individual attempting this act.

Guy 1: "I bet you won't jump on that Gnarg, Guy2!"
Guy 2: "Fuck no dude!"
Guy 3: "Guy2's got no balls!!"
Guy 2: "Fuck you guys I'm going in for the kill"
Guy 4: "That was really easy to get Guy 2 to go Gnargoyling."

by Asswipe Medic August 20, 2011

Gnargoyling

Combing the word Gnarly & Gargoyle it is the act of perching on stoops and walls with a stern or menacing face as others pass. Very similar to Owling, but far more hip.

Hey bro wanna throw back some PBR's then go Gnargoyling?

by amvwizard August 14, 2011