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7. glurp
the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.
when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..
by mikeyboi Dec 18, 2004 add a video
1. glurp
Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles
you are a fucking glurp
by Pappy Jul 13, 2004 add a video
2. Glurp
A large pile of a white mysterious substance.
She had a big glurp in her hand.
3. Glurp
To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.
Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.
4. glurp
The noise of an air bubble entering a container as liquid is coming from it; the quantity of liquid delivered for each such bubble.
Two glurps of water should be enough.
5. glurp
A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.
Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!
by spinxcat Aug 6, 2004 add a video
6. glurp
green,lactaded,unidentified,refridgerated,puss

(a teenage girl)
what is that? Glurp?


your such a glurp!
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