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subatomic particle responsible for the transmission of the strong nuclear force.

subatomic particle allegedly reposonsible for tenaciously holding fecal matter to the sides of the toilet bowl, no matter how many times you flush it. These masses are sometimes referred to as sticktites or anal stalagmites
Somebody left a gluon in the men's room.
gluon by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004
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1. The cousin to proton. 2. The amount of weed it takes to smoke in order to want to form a band.
I just smoked a gluton, let's form a band!
Gluton by sugarplops December 30, 2011
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a fucking badass gun
"dude just use the gluon gun"
gluon gun by alphafox12 January 12, 2018

flurgon glurgon 

A completely non-sensical word that has nothing to do with anything and is supposed to sound german. you say it when you can't think of anything else to say and everythings a piece of shit! dont even be skittin me lart!
teacher: "what is your opinion on this poem matthew?"
matthew: "flurgon glurgon"
flurgon glurgon by mezza graves April 12, 2008
A space pilot; elite space captain; something that is always changing.
Stop being such a gulron, come down to earth.
gulron by Baniei June 3, 2009
One of the basic building blocks of the universe. Gluons are subatomic particles that transmit forces in quantum theory.
I wonder if they'll ever discover the gluon for gravity. . .
gluon by zachwolff October 20, 2003

gluconeogenesis

Gluconeogenesis (GNG) is a metabolic pathway that results in the generation of glucose from certain non-carbohydrate carbon substrates. It is a ubiquitous process, present in plants, animals, fungi, bacteria, and other microorganisms. In vertebrates, gluconeogenesis takes place mainly in the liver and, to a lesser extent, in the cortex of the kidneys. It is one of two primary mechanisms - the other being degradation of glycogen (glycogenolysis) - used by humans and many other animals to maintain blood glucose levels, avoiding low levels (hypoglycemia). In ruminants, because dietary carbohydrates tend to be metabolized by rumen organisms, gluconeogenesis occurs regardless of fasting, low-carbohydrate diets, exercise, etc. In many other animals, the process occurs during periods of fasting, starvation, low-carbohydrate diets, or intense exercise.
1. I love gluconeogenesis, it gives me energy.
gluconeogenesis by Watdoumean? September 30, 2020