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Swedish slang for masturbating while crying
I sometimes I go grunka on the weekends.
grunka by Yamata October 17, 2017
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1)Mandarin Chinese: Fuck off - literally, to roll away.
2)Something to tell your friends to say to local people when visiting Mainland China.
3)Something I would write on people if I were a Tattoo artist

Pronounced gwun kai in the third and first tone respectively - with the "ai" in kai pronounced the same as the English "eye"
1)
Street seller: Would like to by watch, I have many watch bag shoes!
Tourist: Gunkai!
2)
Friend1:How do you say excuse me in Chinese in the most polite way possible?
Friend2:It's "Gunkai", and the louder you say it the more polite it is - that's a normal language habit in Chinese
3)
Tatoo artist: Can I reccommend this asian symbol?
Customer: What does it mean?
Tattoo Artist: Peace and love and harmony.
gunkai by ThisKevin July 25, 2006
The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.
I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.

Gunkatron 

A hardcore gamer whos sweat has fused them into their gamer chair (throne).

The gamer chair (throne) will eventually take over the gamers body and form a cocoon.

Soon after, the victim will lose control of their body and senses and be taken over by gunk (sweat, chip dust, grease, dry ejaculate, etc). The gunk will form a mech-like suit and inevitably take over the world.
"Marco I left enough gunk in your mom last night to make a gunkatron." - Anthony
Gunkatron by Getika August 24, 2022
I have a huge glinka!
Glinka by GLiNKeR666 July 20, 2006
The sound your significant other makes whilst choking on your genitals.
She totally got glunked!
Glunk by LilNickel July 28, 2015