the stuff in your pants after you have a wet dream.
dude, i had an awsome dream. i found glunk in my pants the next morning.
by torra borra May 18, 2004
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The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.
I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.
by http://www.glunkin.com/ May 09, 2011
To slides your glasses down your nose and peer over the top of them.
The chick said something I did not believe to be true, so I dropped a glunk on her, and she started backpedaling like all get out.
by Sir Glunkalot May 25, 2011
to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"
Stop glunking your brother.
by Frank Booth January 18, 2005
when a shit hits water of a toilet.
this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!
by lilknobcunt April 24, 2011
A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container
"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"
by f3ar_me September 23, 2009
contaminated weed ,like the stuff thats been sprayed and looks like its not weed
what was that weed like you got yesterday 'it was glunk'
by rob marley August 30, 2008
A small found object, usually small pieces of junk metal, gifted as a token of friendship. Often thought of as friendship flair.
As a token of friendship, Bob gave Sarah glunk.
by BandV August 30, 2006