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The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.
I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.
by http://www.glunkin.com/ May 09, 2011
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to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"
Stop glunking your brother.
by Frank Booth January 18, 2005
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when a shit hits water of a toilet.
this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!
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To slides your glasses down your nose and peer over the top of them.
The chick said something I did not believe to be true, so I dropped a glunk on her, and she started backpedaling like all get out.
by Sir Glunkalot May 25, 2011
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the stuff in your pants after you have a wet dream.
dude, i had an awsome dream. i found glunk in my pants the next morning.
by torra borra May 18, 2004
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A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container
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A small found object, usually small pieces of junk metal, gifted as a token of friendship. Often thought of as friendship flair.
As a token of friendship, Bob gave Sarah glunk.
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