glenchley 

n. (Australian) another word for a hat-stand, usually of a more extravagant variety.
Created because "hat-stand" was too boring and pragmatic; glenchley sounding far more sophistocated.

Feel free to hang up your stuff on the glenchley, old chap.
Haha, you've only got a hat-stand, we've got a glenchley, loser.

glenchley by hundoman March 9, 2015

Glincel 

An ‘Incel’-like person who follows the cult anti-Trans Irish ex-tv personality ‘Glinner’ (Graham Linehan).

Jeez these Glincels are really ganging up on the Trans people today.

Glincel by wolfalicia May 4, 2020

glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors

Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money

glucose guardian by Youngmagi December 1, 2016

Gluance 

gluance is when someone identifies and sticks to an opinion, using the excuse ‘it’s nuanced’ as their reason as to why they won’t listen to alternate arguments. The ‘sticking’ to the opinion is what warrants the ‘glue’ aspect of the word.

example: dude, that feminist is so gluanced. She thinks one example speaks for all men.

Gluance by hahm December 6, 2017

Gluck Gluck 10,000™ 

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.

"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."

Gluck Gluck 10,000™ by Churms Grazinsky October 15, 2020

nepow glungus 

A family-friendly term for an item that makes living creatures slouch.

Wow Braden, that's a nice nepow glungus you got there mind if i slouch something with it

nepow glungus by PostMalone'sBeard June 27, 2017

gluck gluck 3000 

put both hands on the dick and suck while moving your hands in different directions make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the “gluck gluck 9000”

“i got that gluck gluck 3000 last night”

gluck gluck 3000 by turtlessuckdick August 24, 2020