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full of globs and lumps
This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!
by creatiffany March 02, 2008
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When a man receives oral sex while taking a dump.
That ho is so dirty, she even gave me a glumpy!
by tharper October 23, 2004
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For those occasions when you need a cross between glum and grumpy.
Jane was glumpy because standing in a pile of cat sick had ruined her new shoes.
by Kate Blogs January 31, 2009
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Darnell gives glumpys for 2 dollars.
by Frank April 08, 2005
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Term used to describe Kenneth Taylor.
Kenneth is glumpy.
by Nick Simpson September 12, 2003
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