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A term for pooping that is unique to McDaniel College students. This derives from the poor quality of food served from the dining hall, Glar.
"Dude, I just had some of that shitty pizza from Glar."
"Oh man, that's gonna make for a hell of a glump."

"I just took a big, watery, glump."
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"Glump!" said the poo.

Will took a huge glump in Marc's house.
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A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....
Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....
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getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.
that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.
by freedav04 June 05, 2005
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Small quantity of water, dropping towards the ground, usually from one's mouth.
"Dude, I dropped a glump get a paper towel."
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he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.
by bread infection November 07, 2005
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to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.
I just felt like a stupid, old glump!
by pich-u-mony June 10, 2009
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