A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....
Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....
by Malkavoru October 24, 2005
Small quantity of water, dropping towards the ground, usually from one's mouth.
"Dude, I dropped a glump get a paper towel."
by NixieWixie July 01, 2009
A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia
A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."
by Coiked April 13, 2004
to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.
I just felt like a stupid, old glump!
by pich-u-mony June 10, 2009
Taking a gynormous crap in one piece.
"Glump!" said the poo.

Will took a huge glump in Marc's house.
by Glumpfur January 21, 2006
the default posture of a teenager.
he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.
by bread infection November 07, 2005
getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.
that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.
by freedav04 June 05, 2005

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