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1.
(n) A great, big hug.
"She needs a glump," said a random guy.
"Okay..." said second random guy.
"Give her one!!!" said random guy.
"OH!!" second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.
by Queen Vicky March 02, 2006
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8.
A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....
Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....
by Malkavoru October 24, 2005
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9.
Small quantity of water, dropping towards the ground, usually from one's mouth.
"Dude, I dropped a glump get a paper towel."
by NixieWixie July 01, 2009
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10.
A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia
A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."
by Coiked April 13, 2004
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11.
to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.
I just felt like a stupid, old glump!
by pich-u-mony June 10, 2009
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12.
Taking a gynormous crap in one piece.
"Glump!" said the poo.

Will took a huge glump in Marc's house.
by Glumpfur January 21, 2006
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13.
the default posture of a teenager.
he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.
by bread infection November 07, 2005
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14.
getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.
that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.
by freedav04 June 05, 2005
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