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(n) A great, big hug.
"She needs a glump," said a random guy.
"Okay..." said second random guy.
"Give her one!!!" said random guy.
"OH!!" second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.
by Queen Vicky March 02, 2006
to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
forms:
to glump
glumped
glumping
glumper
"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"
by bmanc900 August 04, 2007
A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....
Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....
by Malkavoru October 24, 2005
A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia
A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."
by Coiked April 13, 2004
to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.
I just felt like a stupid, old glump!
by pich-u-mony June 10, 2009
the default posture of a teenager.
he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.
by bread infection November 07, 2005
means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off
your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40
by danny kent January 14, 2004
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