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A person that is either rage-baiting or low-IQ.
Jimmy: Mate, why did you just add your own OC into history?

Patrick: You mean Karl Marx?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Patrick: You're such a stupid glummer!
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Glimmer Man

A glimmer man (sometimes rendered as "glimmerman") was a name unofficially, but universally, applied to inspectors who were employed by coal gas manufacturers in Ireland to detect the use of gas in breach of rationing restrictioons during the Emergency (ie. WW2) from March 1942 and in some places as late as 1947.

The term is now used as a metaphor for bureaucratic intrusion into privacy.
"Rattled by the glimmer man, the boogie man, the holy man" - lyric from "Faithful Departed" by Phil Chevron.

"Gas could be used only on certain hours of the day and hence the arrival of the Glimmer man."
Glimmer Man by Alberto Rosso June 9, 2009

glimmerous fop

Prosecuters who would rather play guitar, and perhaps should. They keep their hairs in drilled tips to pierce the Heavens or to just make themselves feel pretty. They are fun to throw snackoos at, so do so if you see one. They also like to seduce opposing lawyers after court.
"Always thinking he's a prince in the investigation... What a glimmerous fop! MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!"
glimmerous fop by Ema Skye October 18, 2008
Guy: Let's have a glumber party, betch!
Other guy: Fuck you
Glumber by iShetBag December 1, 2011

glimmerpilled 

When an opinion, usually related to gender or sexuality, is presented in a way that does not tear others down, and is based around satire, specifically gender satire. A play on words of ‘based and red pilled’
You use bee/beeself pronouns? and you’re space gender? thats based and glimmerpilled
glimmerpilled by anonymous November 3, 2021
She's the queen of brightmoon, she cute and powerfull. DONT underestimate her
Queen glimmer of brightmoon