Glowie 

Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."

The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.

See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting

I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.

The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.

If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.

Glowie by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019

Glower

Glower is a slang for a Federal Agent, usually used for one in disguise over the internet.
The slang comes from a racist rant by the coder of TempleOS Terry A. Davis.
"The CIA n*gg*rs glow in the dark, you can see them when you are driving. You just gotta run 'em over with your car."

Moderator: Don't post links on open chat, there are a lot of glowers in this server.

Glower by LateVann December 4, 2020

Glowen 

professional cs go and minecraft player currently playing for hltv positive Glowen is a legendary minecraft streamer (widely considered the worst streamer of all time). He is famous for awping on d2 and being bad on most maps. Sometimes he shines but thats mostly cause he cheats. He is also belgian and a terrible chess and l4d2 player... His favourite word is "trash" cause it describes him best xd

Glowen always carries us cause we're trash

Glowen by GlooweN April 18, 2017

glowed up 

Got fine as fuck

You glowed up shawty.

glowed up by Zemdaya July 8, 2015

family of glowies

family of glowies is the governments that are in the 5,9,14 eyes and share your data like its air

Windscribe,PIA,HMA are all part of the family of glowies

family of glowies by gaming toaster September 29, 2021

Globee

Varition of 'globalist'. A derogatory or pejorative term for one who believes that the human race, if united under one government, would achieve many great things. Implies disapproval or contempt and is meant to be insulting, impolite, or unkind.

1) Used to reference those who hold the idealogical view that nation states should relinquish their sovereignty under a New World Order or global governance.

2) The term is often used in a derogatory fashion to denote the childlike faith or naive assumptions that an all-powerful government is good for the future of humanity.

Walter Cronkite was a big fat globee. He openly called on the U.S. to renounce its sovereignty.

The political elite invent scams like global warming and the globees just eat it up.

Globee by unspy January 8, 2010

Glowed 

When you’re glowed, you are extremely high off of any type of drug; Usually however, it refers to a marijuana high

Bruh, I️ was chillen with the boys on Saturday, and we got absolutely glowed, I️ only had 5 hits!

Glowed by ABoyNamedLeroy October 30, 2018