globot 

person who is so focused on their iPhone/pda that they are not paying attention to the world around them. Derived by combinating GLO from "glowing rectangles" (i.e. iPhones, laptops, etc) and BOT from robot

That globot walked right into me. Weren't they watching where they were going.

globot by ABS_St_Louis March 5, 2011

glowboi 

A "glowboi" is a federal law enforcement agent, from an alphabet agency assigned to specifically trail, and or stalk, and or investigate a certain person or group of persons on the internet. Basically it is an open form of mockery of said agent while simultaneously openly knowing oneself is perhaps the target of an alphabet agency.

In a sentence it would be used. "I bet my glowboi loves all those memes I just posted" Or "careful my glowboi is always listening".

glowboi by Muellertron April 6, 2022

glowbutt

Glowbutt is the phenomenon that occurs when Jessica steps out into the sunlight during shows and illumination is given to her perfectly formed ass.

Chatter 1: Jessica is walking out the door!

Chatter 2: 3...2...1...

Chatter 1: Glowbutt!!!

glowbutt by bananaslug June 10, 2008

globotomy 

from globe + lobotomy: violent dissection of the globe,
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.

Kosovo's independence may lead to globotomy with staggering consequences of tearing the world apart.

globotomy by Mike February 23, 2008

Glowboasting 

excessively proud and self-satisfied talk about one's achievement, possession, and ability to GLOW (radiate light)

Sandra is always glowboasting about how she glows in her photos

Glowboasting by BootyNinja March 29, 2021

Globotrouting

V. Traveling around the world, eagerly seeking sexual relations with a man’s penis.

“Have you seen Juan?” “Not since he left last week, globotrouting relentlessly.” “Wow, he really needs to get some dick.”

Globotrouting by RandomGord January 17, 2022