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globerino 

someone who acts like a totally idiot: a person who is miserable to be around or be involved with
: like the 2000s cartoon side-character, Globgrog. Globgrog would make blatantly dumb choices and make everyone around them miserable.
"omg I got caught cheating on my test"
"you goddamn globerino! what were you thinking"
globerino by Kolme Alexander April 8, 2021
Related Words

globbering 

Shoving your ballsack to a person's throat while receiving oral and trying to gag them as to make a Turkey noise.
Ashton decided globbering her would be fun.
globbering by Kenbrig December 6, 2018
The art of giving glove lightshows. :')
Shit... Ha-Ha and Yoshie just did a tag-team lightshow for me. I was just melting.. They're some fuckin experts at gloving. PLUR!
Gloving by ssstaxxx July 15, 2010

grocering 

a verb describing the act of grocery shopping
Honey, we gotta stop all this impulse buying while we're out grocering this weekend.
grocering by myk4bz February 20, 2007
The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.
Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!
Goobering by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017

Double Gloving 

When you finger two hot chicas at the same time In a hot frantic love threesome that will make you feel like a gloved sex demon
e.g. Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I was up all night double gloving Saffy and Georgia them two cosy mittens from last night, I wore them like a pair of moist gauntlets"