gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...

God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

gloved-up goo-gone handjob by Viriledande March 9, 2026

gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...

God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

gloved-up goo-gone handjob by Viriledande March 9, 2026

Globed Up 

It means to grow up, or to mature. This term was first created in 2018 by UAG GEO, also now known as GE🌎 or The Goolest.

“I Globed Up, I remember when I was a jit.

Globed Up by Gen Gx October 11, 2022

glowed up 

Got fine as fuck

You glowed up shawty.

glowed up by Zemdaya July 8, 2015

Glove Up 

The act of putting it on (a condom) before getting it on.

Ex1
Guy1: My girl will not let me anywhere near her these days unless I Glove Up.
Guy3: Are you kidding? You have to Glove Up Man! I'm so careful I won't even touch my girl without mittens, forget about a glove!

Ex2
"I refuse to ever Glove Up, it aint natural. Word."
-Kevin Federline

Glove Up by Josh30 January 21, 2007

glove up 

put them gloves on and box son

lets go to the backyard and glove up

glove up by phailur May 22, 2006

Glowed Up 

Straight tripping. When you're up in the astrals communing with the mind at large.

I was so glowed up this Sunday, I was seeing shit for the next two days.

Glowed Up by swim80552 October 2, 2016