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The Glory Bag is a cross between a Glory hole and a duffel bag making a portable Glory hole.

To be Glory Bagged is to unwillingly be placed into a glory bag and passed around.
He's bought a Glory bag for the boys, and it's full.

I got Glory Bagged the other day, there must have been at least 6 of them.
Glory Bag by Lorenz32 September 30, 2010
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Gloryfag 

A glory fag is someone who acts overly "righteous ", "epic" or "glorious" whenever playing a game or in real life. When playing a game (particularly mmorpg's), they will always choose the paladin class and act (both in the virtual and real world) as if they were the embodiment of god's holy power and the champions of light. When posing (either for a screenshot or IRL photo), they will typically kneel as if they were honoring the fallen or praying, but when they do, it is always on one knee and/or gripping something. If they do not have a sword to grip when they kneel, they will put one hand on their knee and the other on their chest or on the floor. If they do not kneel, they will either puff out their chest to appear more massive or put one leg on top of an elevated surface to look as if they just won some kind of huge victory. When speaking, the gloryfag will often use large and outdated words in place of more modern and recognizable vocabulary (they'll spout thou's and thee's as if they lived in a medieval fantasy world) *All outside of a roleplay*. In essence, a gloryfag is an edge-lord that instead of acting edgy, acts like a cringey, overacting, perpetual roleplayer.
Melvin: As a paladin, I shalt uphodleth the honor of my lord and bring forth justice unto the foul heathen creature that doth plunder the innocent villages of this fair land. *Proceeds to kneel on one knee while holding the grip of his sword with both hands*

Jimmy: There's a raid in like three minutes, quit being a gloryfag and let's go.

Spectator: *In background staring at Melvin* Lmao look at that gloryfag. Ur not cool for playing a pally bro.
Gloryfag by BaiterMaster November 23, 2018
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A glorbag is similar to a douchebag, with the exception that a glorbag knows they're being a douchebag and think that's their unique way of being clever. There also must be a general air of superiority and wafts of condescension present to elevate ones status to a glorbag.
Jackson: Its like he's supposed to be there to help us, but he just makes douchebag comments while smiling and making us feel stupid.

Julio: I know, what a total glorbag!
glorbag by schoolhouserock May 15, 2009

glorybang 

when a person screws someone that looks like a person that's rejected them in the past
That guy looks like Brian, I'm glorybanging that tonight
glorybang by Rumorspreader July 29, 2011
Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.
dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!
glory bag by squatchwatch November 29, 2011
The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.
Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.
glory bag by Ian May 13, 2005

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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