|1.||poo poo dick|
(n.) The case in which the aftermath of anal fornication with an unsuspecting and/or significant other produces the unfortunate yet evidential event of a shit covered baby maker.
"you didn't have butt sex with her" Response: "Nah fool, i got that poo poo dick"
another word for a
-alabama black snake.
-one eyed monster.
-peter the great.
denyka: OH ZEKE! i love you, aaawwwww you're beeeeautifulll!!
Lubeless Solitary Deep Plunge: An event involving the rapid, insensitive, single, balls deep insertion of a rock hard penis into an unprepared, unlubricated anus. The penis is then immediately withdrawn as fast as it entered so that the recipient can bask in the glory of the pain.
Your mom really enjoyed her LSDP this morning, Sport.
Ex:1. Guy 1: Hey what happened to you yesterday?
Guy 2: Sorry, I was busy. I had a butt lunch at the urine gun glory hole.
Ex:2. How do you make Buttnog? Take one part Urine Gun to one part Ganus, shake well, and let sit for ten to fifteen days.
Any outfit, situation, person, or idea that highlights the glory centrality and downright magnificence of, the dong.
Jessie: "Aren't these trousers flat dongnificent?"
|6.||Luncheon Meat Truncheon|
Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah
Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).
"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."
During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time
Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one