(n.) The case in which the aftermath of anal fornication with an unsuspecting and/or significant other produces the unfortunate yet evidential event of a shit covered baby maker.

another word for a
-penis.
-cock.
-dick.
-trouser snake.
-wilkins.
-free willy.
-schlanger.
-meat stick.
-baloni.
-gear-stick.
-glory pole.
-plow.
-lap rocket.
-whoopi stick.
-nether rod.
-johnson.
-penetrator.
-power drill.
-nine.
-wang.
-weiner.
-schlong.
-dong.
-erection.
-pecker.
-knob.
-shaft.
-rod.
-boner.
-stiffy.
-hard-on.
-woody.
-member.
-pee-pee.
-sausage.
-ding-dong.
-hot dog.
-chubby.
-pork sword.
-alabama black snake.
-weenus.
-ball chain.
-one eyed monster.
-ferret.
-winkie.
-fuck stick.
-third leg.
-tool.
-pole.
-little pony.
-beef bazooka.
-flesh rocket.
-big one.
-love torpedo.
-tall tommy.
-peter the great.
-golden scally-wag.
-john henry.
-sword.
-lightsaber.
-one-eyed giant.
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Lubeless Solitary Deep Plunge: An event involving the rapid, insensitive, single, balls deep insertion of a rock hard penis into an unprepared, unlubricated anus. The penis is then immediately withdrawn as fast as it entered so that the recipient can bask in the glory of the pain.

The Male Reproductive Organ: Cock, Penis, Dong, Wang, Schlong, piss pump.

Any outfit, situation, person, or idea that highlights the glory centrality and downright magnificence of, the dong.

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time