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A glorbag is similar to a douchebag, with the exception that a glorbag knows they're being a douchebag and think that's their unique way of being clever. There also must be a general air of superiority and wafts of condescension present to elevate ones status to a glorbag.
Jackson: Its like he's supposed to be there to help us, but he just makes douchebag comments while smiling and making us feel stupid.

Julio: I know, what a total glorbag!
by schoolhouserock May 15, 2009