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When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.
Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.
by Mag1ci4n December 19, 2007
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bathroom crap error gross hanging chad poop shit toilet wiping