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The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.
"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower
GLONTCH by Retrovoider March 19, 2023
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it's like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for jews.
glip glop by BurritoFist July 23, 2015
Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle
I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠
glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018
v, to glomp
NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug.
A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.
The term is used extesively in anime culture, as well as online in text form (anime because many anime characters do this often, and online because it is short and descriptive).
real life:
A runs at B as if to bowl her over, but instead picks up B and spins her around while squeezing her tightly.

online:
-*glomp!*
=hi!.. *squeek!* cant breathe ^-^
-*loosens grip*
Glomp by Angelknight dotorg February 18, 2003
Word of the Day on December 20, 2024

Glonnie Canoy 

A person who is older than 18 but acts like a child. It is also a person who is unbelievably cringe.
Ew, this guy is so cringe. This is a Glonnie Canoy Moment
The sound a Wookie makes.
Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.
glonk by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008