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1. gloit
A alternative word for an idiot. Used in the south of England.
"You stupid gloit!"
"Don't make me come over there and nut you, you gloit!"
by xEmilyx Aug 9, 2005 add a video
2. gloit
somebody who steals insults knowing full well it will piss the original creator off
you fucking gloit gloit is my insult
by martyn and leo Apr 16, 2004 add a video
3. gloit
A bag full of sperm - usually a waterballoon or condom.

Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Poon: Man, that dude is such a Gloit!
Me: Yeah I know

Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!
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