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a glockenspiel can live in an oragne traffic cone for up to 3 days without food or water The glockenspiel ran across the road.
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It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name. Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.
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a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible
GLOCKENSCHHPIEL! Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.
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Reference to the male sex organs as a whole (aka the males reproductive organ) Do you shave your glockenspiel?
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A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair. Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
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The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise. "Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."
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Artist formally known as Luke Keun, and just the coolest word in the world Glockenspiel rocked the hizzouse
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The practice of a man running his erect penis over another person's rib cage. "I played that biatch like a glockenspiel"
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