a glockenspiel can live in an oragne traffic cone for up to 3 days without food or water
The glockenspiel ran across the road.
It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.
Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.
a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible
Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.
The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.
"Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."
A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.
Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
Reference to the male sex organs as a whole (aka the males reproductive organ)
Do you shave your glockenspiel?
Firing off all ammunition in a firearm whilst climaxing from receiving felatio. When done properly the brass cartridges will bounce off the top of the head of the one performing the felatio in between the streams of semen rocketing down their throat.
"The only way I'm driving 150 miles for head is if that girl's gonna give me a Glock-en-spiel!"
"Honey, can you stop by the gun store on the way home? I wanna give you a Glock-en-spiel later."
"That girl totally blew me on the beach at sunrise this morning man. The best part was, It was a Total Glock-en-spiel! I emptied my magazine and my balls simultaneously!"
Artist formally known as Luke Keun, and just the coolest word in the world
Glockenspiel rocked the hizzouse