GLOCKCOMA 

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.

GLOCKCOMA by jpg3 January 29, 2011

glockoma 

when you kill someone with a glock, usually used in first person shooters such as cs

person 1: damn nice headshot with the glock
person 2: yeah i bet he's got a bad case of glockoma

glockoma by seth_king_of_ireland January 7, 2008

glocckman 

a real ass nigga thats too real for the internet

"yo you ever hear of glocckman? heard hes the number 1 nigga out here"

glocckman by bseia March 13, 2021

Glockoma 

- A condition of increased pressure within the eyeball, due to excessive staring at jewelry and diamonds. Causing gradual loss of sight.

All these diamonds making me lose my sight. Also known from the album glockoma by key glock.

Glockoma by Big guap getter March 12, 2019

glockoma 

Mental disorder that has a 50% chance of occurring when having the possession a Glock firearm of any model causing powerful urges to point it at your head and pulling the trigger

"Ohh yeaa u heard tommy got diagnosed with glockoma? We gotta keep an eye out for that poor guy."

glockoma by vistaine October 9, 2022

glockoma 

When you shoot someone with a glock and they fall into a coma..

I shot him with a glock and put him in a coma now what does he have... glockoma

glockoma by sebastian garcia March 10, 2008

glockoma 

The condition resulting from a gunshot wound to the head. Yep your dead!

'...As I state earlier officer, the fool kept steppin, so as a precautionary measure,I lined up with his brow piece and the result was one stiff fuck stick lying in a glockoma."

glockoma by Inducedglockoma March 13, 2009