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A global traveler is one who has been murdered and dismembered. The body parts are then distributed to remote geographic locations across the globe. Also could be referred to as a "jet setter".
"Have you seen Jake lately? He's been missing for two weeks."

"I haven't seen him for a long time. These dudes down the block told me that he's a global traveler so you might not see him around anymore."
by goochlive April 14, 2010

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