Glinger

A hand gesture made when only your pinky and ring finger are put down. It resembles the gun you made when pretending to be a cop as a child. Usually put up in order to be the first chosen to answer a question, even though a person who uses glingers shout out anyways. Someone who uses glingers is usually an annoyance to the teacher and the class.

Teacher: What is the square root of 9?
Annoying Student C.B. (puts up glingers): That would be the number 3!
*The rest of the class rolls their eyes.*

by ilikecake1994 May 24, 2010

glingering

The act of female self pleasure (feeding the horse the oats), performed in a luxurious setting whilst in ones finest outfit.

George: Fancy coming for a drink tonight Lyn?
Lyn: Can't I'm afraid, I'm busy glingering.
George: Fair enough. It's nice to see you making an occasion of an evening on your own.
Lyn: I know. Although I'm wearing out my favourite velvet gloves

by NGhiggs April 23, 2015

Glinger

The most despised and hated alien slang. Aliens usually call an alien this when they are carrying a ray gun but minding their own business. Its also a popular slang when it comes to an alien loving peace and deliberately chooses not to destroy the planet. Aliens often call other aliens glinger and is always frowned upon, and when a human does, it will result in the end of planet earth.

Example 1:
Alien 1: Did you hear that Harold carries a registered ray gun, and he hasn't even visited earth in over a year?
Alien 2: Jeez, Harold is a real Glinger.

Example 2:
Human: Hello my fellow Glingers
Alien: *Blows up the fucking planet*

by Candel Wax November 20, 2020

glinger

a fat or portly person

all of the other teams linemen are fucking glingers.

by spartan1 November 5, 2011

Glinger

A place or area. Like a country, city, room or field.

"She was one of the hottest girls in the glinger"

by Bugconsumer42 February 8, 2023