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a film-geek clerk in a video store
I rented Transformers a few days ago. “It’s awesome,” said the glerk at the video store. “When Optimus Prime showed up, I like weeped.” -- James Lileks, 13-11-2007
by Alcofribas Nasier November 14, 2007
1. A person who likes to waste other people's time by spending hours talking about things that only interest themself.

2. A person that thinks listening to other people's opinions might give them a rash.

3. A person who loves sweater-vests.
That glerk won't stop squawking about this random BS, but his sweatervest is sure nice.
by Florky Dorf February 27, 2007