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v. To rape and murder someone (especially a young girl in 1990)
If you don't shut up, I will come to your house and glennbeck your sister
by gwsuperfan September 09, 2009
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1. Synonymous with the word "bullshit."

2. Synonymous with the word "myth."

3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."

4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.

1. David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.

2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES.

3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning.
B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck!

4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.
by LOL BUTT SEHCS June 26, 2007
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slang for venereal warts (condyloma acuminata radio mendacious) commonly manifested as fat, soft, moist, pink, or flesh-colored gorgons, typically in the genital area. They may be bloated, gasseous, small or smaller. They often combine to form a large cauliflower-shaped blowhard of a rushlimbaughlike node known to give off noxious gasses and peurile nonsense; the only known venereal disease resulting from terminal onanism
whoa, what's that on your blowhole- you've got glennbeck
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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The human equivalent of Eric Cartman from South Park, in that he is an asshole, spouts hateful comments that are completly inaccurate, and is a total fat ass.
Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck: Obama wasn't born in this country, he's a communist!
Caller: But Glenn, you can find his birth certificate online that clearly shows he was born in Hawaii.
Glenn Beck: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Caller: Well at least I don't consume my own body weight in cheetos and mountain dew everyday!
Glenn Beck: Screw you guys, i'm going home!
by Tommy Waring September 01, 2010
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Neolithic caveman who vouchsafes his stupidity to the poor souls who accidentally flipped through Fox News on their way to the Food Network.
Glenn Beck: I don't think Jesus ever used the word "vouchsafe."
by Rationalismo March 19, 2011
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The worst thing to happen to the United States. It spreads lies like a hooker spreads AIDS. The bad part is that people actually believe the bullshit spewing out of it.
Sheep 1: Hey did you see Glenn Beck last night? Didn't you believe it all?

Sheep 2: Yeah totally! It's like, so true that Hummers are not gas guzzlers, right?

Sheep 1: Yeah, they get better mileage than a Nissan!

Person with actual brains: Glenn Beck is bullshit, you can't believe every moron with money.
by Person with actual brains January 03, 2011
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You don't need one if you've seen "Glenn Beck" on FOX.
by greenpeas September 12, 2009
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