Top definition
v. To rape and murder someone (especially a young girl in 1990)
If you don't shut up, I will come to your house and glennbeck your sister
by gwsuperfan September 09, 2009
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
2
1. Synonymous with the word "bullshit."

2. Synonymous with the word "myth."

3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."

4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.

1. David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.

2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES.

3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning.
B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck!

4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.
by LOL BUTT SEHCS June 26, 2007
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
3
slang for venereal warts (condyloma acuminata radio mendacious) commonly manifested as fat, soft, moist, pink, or flesh-colored gorgons, typically in the genital area. They may be bloated, gasseous, small or smaller. They often combine to form a large cauliflower-shaped blowhard of a rushlimbaughlike node known to give off noxious gasses and peurile nonsense; the only known venereal disease resulting from terminal onanism
whoa, what's that on your blowhole- you've got glennbeck
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
4
You don't need one if you've seen "Glenn Beck" on FOX.
by greenpeas September 12, 2009
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
5
Neolithic caveman who vouchsafes his stupidity to the poor souls who accidentally flipped through Fox News on their way to the Food Network.
Glenn Beck: I don't think Jesus ever used the word "vouchsafe."
by Rationalismo March 19, 2011
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
6
a talk show host who recreated his whole persona to fit the neo-con mold. Started the latest fad of glennbeckingwhich is a method of getting rid of anyone who has a different opinion than you do.
Glenn Beck on killing filmmaker Michael Moore

"I'm thinking about killing glennbecking Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out -- is this wrong?" 5/17/05

by Reagan Santmyer July 29, 2006
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
7
The worst thing to happen to the United States. It spreads lies like a hooker spreads AIDS. The bad part is that people actually believe the bullshit spewing out of it.
Sheep 1: Hey did you see Glenn Beck last night? Didn't you believe it all?

Sheep 2: Yeah totally! It's like, so true that Hummers are not gas guzzlers, right?

Sheep 1: Yeah, they get better mileage than a Nissan!

Person with actual brains: Glenn Beck is bullshit, you can't believe every moron with money.
by Person with actual brains January 03, 2011
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush