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building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.
Shit, Eric just gleeked all over my food!
by mike April 26, 2003
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the use of ones saliva glands to shoot the saliva a credible disatnce, with the intention of hitting someone
Damnit Matt, your fucking uncle gleeked on me again
by martay February 18, 2003
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Fans of the TV show Glee, which first aired in May 2009.
We're such Gleeks, we've seen every episode twice.
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A jet or spray of saliva that shoots out from under someones tounge. Some can squeeze their salivary glands and spray, but often someone will "gleek" on accident when yawning or opening their mouth widely.
*YAWN*

"Ew man you just gleeked on my paper!"

"Oh crap I didnt even know I could do that!"
by foscko October 16, 2006
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1. n. a projectile sublingual gland secretion in the form of a single stream, usually stimulated by a sour taste or by yawning, sometimes involuntary, often controlled and used as a sly way of spitting on someone.

2. v. the act of projecting sublingual gland secretion on to someone
1. Dude, it's not spit...it's gleek.

2. Billy's desk was covered with what looked like sprinklets of water. Billy thought maybe the ceiling was leaking, but little did he know that Jane had been gleeking on his desk the entire class period.
by marsatlast March 13, 2006
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to spit using the salivary glands under the tounge
i gleeked in jasons face yesterday and he didnt even notice.
by AkumaGouki May 09, 2004
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(n) Anyone who is obsessed with the television show Glee may call themselves a "Gleek". It is a combination of the words "glee" and "geek," implying that the person is a "Glee Geek." This is similar to calling someone a "Trekkie" (someone who is obsessed with Star Trek) or a "RENThead" (someone who is obsessed with the musical RENT).
Al: Hey, did you see the new episode of Glee last Wednesday?
Bob: Of course I did! I'm such a Gleek.
by Number.One.Gleek. October 06, 2009
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