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the underside of a bible salesman's car
dan the auto repairman- hey broseph. i had to work on another gleath today. the owner of the car was such a douche. i hate my job.
joseph-that sucks. why dont you become a prostitute?
dan the auto repairman- maybe.. i do have the moustache and the beer gut of a porn star..
by ryan w.e.i.s.k.o.p.f. February 26, 2009

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