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a brand of Entenmann's doughnut holes that really has no sexual meaning, but when said to someone who doesn't know what they are, they can't help but say, "ew. wtf?" Also can be used as a synonym for "asshole." Bro, I ate some delicious glazed holes for hours last night.
Dude, wtf that's disgusting. OR You're such a glazed hole, Charlie Sheen. |
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| 2. | glazed doughnut | ||
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Blowing a load on your girls asshole when she is passed out. Then when she wakes up there will be a glazed doughnut. Ready for you to eat it your are freaky enough I totally gave anna a glazed doughnut last night when she passed out. I hope she enjoys it in the morning.
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| 3. | glazed donut | ||
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A glazed donut is when a guy ejaculates semen on a woman's anal hole and smears it around thsu creating a glazed donut effect. I gave her a glazed donut and her girlfriend ate it.
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| 4. | Glazed Glory | ||
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Sticking your penis through a donut hole That donut you're eating? I gave it a glazed glory. Enjoy.
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| 5. | Glazed Bunghole | ||
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1) Another term for a doughnut. 2) Having sexual intercourse in the anus. "Hey Strawberry, do you want a Glazed Bunghole?"
"Uhm... why don't we save it for later Fonzie?" "Okay sure." |
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| 6. | O Party | ||
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An O Party is a group of people who have had sex with really large objects until they have stretched the anus/twat into a huge O shape. They then gather around in a circle, still exposing their stretched holes, around a group of men. The men then ejaculate into each stretched hole. Other things may be used to pour into stretched holes, like syrup or oil. It caught me by suprise that the party I attended to last week was actually an O party!
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| 7. | Pop 'ems | ||
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A delicious, glazed, doughnut-hole snack treat manufactured by the Entenmann's company. Also available in powdered. Upon the realization that no one will allow a middle-aged, comic book reading, stoner freak who lives in his parents basement as the franchise manager to the leading bacon, marshmallow, and cheese milkshake manufacturing company run by large breasted Asian prostitutes in the standard issue uniform of wet t-shirts, g-strings, and stiletto heels, I crumbled into a metaphorical cocoon of unceasing apathy and soul crushing defeat as I watched my bootleg DVD of Krull, wept, and fantasized, once more, about taking a nail gun and going to town on the patrons of the local Blimpies...and eating Pop 'ems!
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