The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"
by Alexisstupid June 19, 2011
1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
by Urban douche November 29, 2010
by Duthch_Rudder June 21, 2009
The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.
Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.
by Bodgy Brothers June 15, 2007
When a guy is having sex with their partner from the rear. Before ejaculation they pull out and cum all over the persons ass cheeks and then spread it all around with their hand. Creating a shiny "Glazed Ham"
by ScrottyMcBoogerBalls May 26, 2010
A Booty that looks so good and perfectly thick, (non of that fat shit) that you just wanna take a bite out that mother fucker!!!
Damn yo look at that bitch with that glazed ham booty over there, i wanna bite that shit!
Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!
Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!
by whiskeynights23 December 31, 2011