Glaponsky

noun.

The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.

Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".

Glaponsky by pumpernickels June 2, 2018

goatonapole 

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.

A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.

goatonapole by goatonapolist May 1, 2008

Glastonbury High School 

Glastonbury high school is a public high school for grades 9-12 that is predominately full of kids sheltered within the Caucasian , Christian, and rich Glastonbury bubble.

It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).

The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."

Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.

To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.

Oh you're white, snotty, and rich you must go to Glastonbury High School

Glastonbury High School by Don'thurtme March 12, 2013

glastonbury 

The best music festival in the world. The best experience of your life. Glastonbury is like no other place on earth, it overwhelms your senses. You will see things there that you will never find anywhere else. It's a freespirited place, I love glastonbury.

I hope I get a glastonbury ticket this year.

glastonbury by bohochick April 6, 2007

Glastonbury 

The biggest, baddest music festival in the world, located in England. Known for it's free spirit, craziness and ability to draw many drugs etc.

My life started at Glastonbury

Glastonbury by Quetzalli August 23, 2004

gelatony

the over-consumption of gummy or gelatinous snacks or foods.

Post a visit to the Asian foods warehouse, gelatony ensued as we consumed the following; a package of mochi bon-bons, a 24 oz. bag of Hello Kitty gummies, and a family-sized container of home-made sticky rice balls. Tonight we are making bubble tea with pink boba.

gelatony by Captain_Township December 28, 2010

Glastonbury 

The best music fesitval in the world.

Have you got a ticket for Glastonbury?

Glastonbury by James April 19, 2004