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A glass tube used for smoking crack cocaine or any smokable form of meth out of.
Steve and Loni would steal Christ off the cross and come back for the nails just to pay for their habit of sucking on the glass dick
by Snoose007 April 20, 2015
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1. An overused or out of date item (a certain website, chain e-mail etc.)on the Internet, although the purveyor thinks it is brand new.

The phrase comes from the picture of a woman golfer kissing a trophy that made the e-mail rounds awhile back. The angle and lighting in the photo made it appear as though she was kissing a penis made of glass.
I've seen that site before, it's just a glass dick.
by Steven Marshall March 11, 2003
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Well, I think you all know by now, it's a

CRACK PIPE !!!
OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...

Bray like a donkey...

GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!

GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!

(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)
by Johnny Chingas June 14, 2009
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Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016
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Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
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Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
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