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6.
To ejaculate upon the eyeballs of a passed out person. Seimon will dry, given the time of the intoxicated indivisual. in the morning, when they awake, they will not be able to open their eye lids. Glass eye.
"Sonova bitch passed out on my couch!" said Paul.
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"

And tada, there is a moral to this...
by Dr. Dong Coyote September 13, 2008
 
1.
a term used to explain a lazy person who thinks he's the best. Looks good, doesn't work...
yeah, he's a glass eye...
by smoo lu'va January 10, 2008
 
2.
glass eye (gl-ass i) - verb - the act of jizzin in someones eyeball
so I was banging this chick and she was like yo give me a pearl necklace and I was like no way bitch and gave her a glass eye.
by Jordan Lightning March 30, 2008
 
3.
To purposefully ignore someone, to pay no attention to someone, to give someone the brush-off.
Word stems from turning a blind eye to someone. Rather than a blind eye, it is a glass eye.
Tarquin invited me out tonight but I gave him the glass-eye because I don't like him and he smells of feet.
I had a text from Jenny but I just gave it the glass-eye.
by Rick4291 April 11, 2008
 
4.
Nickname for Eric Rodems
Eric Rodems is called Glasseye
by Steve is COol December 31, 2003
 
5.
Staring bluntly, not focusing, day dreaming
He had a glass eye when he was starin at her breasts!