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8.
Kaila this is from Joe will you be my valentine, and my giz-irl, Yeah....
Will you go out with me.
Will you Yes or no, Call me when you read this.
by Joe February 12, 2005
 
9.
When one puts seran wrap on anothers face, poking holes for respiration, and taking a dump on the others face with the seran wrap still on there face. The seran wrap acting as a "Glass Bottom".
Jack performed a glass bottom boat on jon after jon fell asleep.
by Nick We June 19, 2007
 
10.
To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.
I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.
by The kush September 07, 2008
 
11.
the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.
dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.
by bitchshitcuntfuck August 07, 2008
 
12.
place cling wrap over someones faces and shit on it
she asked me for a glass bottom boat.. so i put cling wrap on her face and showed her what being in a boat would feel like.. a boat that was being shit on!!
by westsider.rider November 23, 2008
 
13.
The act of defecating into another person's mouth, then sealing it shut with clear packaging tape.
I gave her the glass-bottom boat.
by The Board of Vulgar Language September 21, 2008
 
14.
when you put plastic rap over your face and have someone shit all over your plastic covered head.
I sure could go for a good glass bottom boat right about now.
by Ross and Chiu May 10, 2005