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8.
a headbutt to the lumpy bit on the nose, shattering it instantly.
g'here noo ya proddie, hun bast'rd ye! im gonna gee ya the fuckin kiss!
by ciaran February 12, 2004
 
1.
A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.
Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.
by J. Z. Knuckles June 24, 2006
 
2.
Glasgwegien slang for headbutt
Ahm gonna gee yeh a glesga kiss
by David McQuillan March 28, 2003
 
3.
A Headbutt that knocks someone out. The headbutt is much used as a method of attack in Glasgow pubs on a friday night- hence the name The Glasgow Kiss.
Drunkard in a fight: "Say that once more mate and you'll be getting the Glasgow Kiss"
by Regis from Bognor February 14, 2006
 
4.
A Head Butt aimed purely at the lips, causing them to Split open, Swell and or bleed.

The Glasgow kiss was founded in the UK and is still used today as a surprise attack as the faces come together when trying to intimidate one another; this is usually when it’s the most opportune time to strike.
“Do you know what a Glasgow Kiss is?” BAM!!! “Now Ya Do!”
by Cockais April 19, 2010
 
5.
a vicious headbutt (is there another kind?)
Zinedine Zidane showed his displeasure with Materazzi's comments by giving him a Glasgow kiss, drawing a red card from the 2006 FIFA World Cup Final.
by Lillian Thuram July 10, 2006
 
6.
To headbutt someone
"Yeah, i so gave her a "Glasgow Kiss""
by durpyderpadurpd December 29, 2011
 
7.
A lame ass cover band from Port Clinton, OH. They try to be funny but really aren't. Don't sleep with these guys because rumor around town is that 2 of them have STD's. What else would you expect?
JOE: Yo dude! Glasgow Kiss is playing at Nicks Roadhouse this weekend?

BRAD: They're a bunch of lifers that play cover music at redneck bars. Who cares.
by jack849385 January 02, 2011