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A combination of goddamn and alarm this word was first used with a negative connotation as a replacement swear word. Unlike its cousins shit and fuck glarm conveys an equally great amount of frustration without the association and thus consequences of a swear word.
GLARM!!! that wombat just ripped off my third nipple.
by Steve McGillicutty September 16, 2003

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